Marge Simpson: Playboy's latest bunny?

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Rumor has it the cover was first offered to Peggy Hill but she had to turn Playboy down. Her secks ed class created a conflict of interest.

Meanwhile, fountainal is pitching a letter to the ed about a Lois Griffin centerfold...

So, Barbie's finally gone out and gotten some ink.

Call me old-fashioned, but this is just sick and wrong! Does Mattel even know what sort of horrible message Stylin' Barbie sends out to little girls?  Well, there's no way MY daughter is going to play with one of THESE! Ellie needs examples of how to treat her body like a temple, not a cheap truck- ( Read more... )

In celebration of our recent 29th birthdays -- and because she is Made of 100% Awesome -- captain_oz treated us to a manicure/pedicure yesterday. Now, I've done some crazy-ass things back in the dizzay, but Ecstasy was never one of them. If I HAD done Ecstasy, however, I'm 99% certain it would have felt about as wonderful as getting my feet rubbed at that ( Read more... )

Mothers agree: "I know these will make her feet will grow in funny, but her calves look so fat in Robeez!"

 
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Because the miracle of life left mommy's tummy horribly deformed, that's why!

Guess you can only get so much mileage out of the "carried-you-around-for-nine-months-followed-by-28-hours-of-excruciating-back-labor" trip these days.

ONLY A FEW WEEKS LEFT!


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Recently on Mamasource.com, someone posted asking for real estate advice. Apparently she has a friend in Europe and the member was looking for "'good' neighborhoods like the Gold Coast or Lincoln Park".

My reply:

"Good" neighborhoods? As opposed to those of us who can only afford to live in "bad" neighborhoods?"Whew! What a lather I created on ( Read more... )